So I dont think I’ve ever made an original post on here and its definitely been like 4 and a half ages since I’ve even reblogged anything but this is actually one of the few things that’s SUPER important to me so I figured why not. Worst that can happen is nothing so here we go. I created a go fund me because me and my 2 polyamorous partners are having a baby! We need some help with buying a house because we dont have room where we currently live and its impossible to get a reasonably priced apartment with a reasonable land lord now a days. Any help would be absolutely fantastic and very much appreciated!!

https://gofund.me/192ae30d

cynical-optimist-who-needs-a-nap:

tealeaftieflings:

writers-and-artists-unite:

bronzebasilisk:

d3dans:

spudfuzz:

Was too fun to make.

For my followers to reference:

do your research and go wild

Holy shit this is seriously fantastic!!!

Dude… there’s highlights and shadows of each color too?? BLESS YOUR SOUL!

This is amazing for d&d character’s when creating literally any race.

Holy heck it actually has Lavinia’s skin tone, thank you!

yuumei-art:

The Coronavirus pandemic has been a challenge that our generation has never faced before. In light of so much uncertainty and isolation, feelings of fear and loneliness is everywhere. But we are not alone, and despite these challenges, we can find small victories in our daily lives, in doing what we love, and sharing that love with everyone else.

Start your day with love. Be it love for art, music, dance, books, yoga, gardening, anything that makes you happy. Unleash your creativity and share it with the world. Even when we’re isolated in quarantine, we can still connect with each other through our creations.

Artists and creators everywhere, join me in sharing our creations, our passions, and our loves. Paint, dance, compose, do something you love and share it with us <3

You can submit your work here for everyone to enjoy~

firebirdscratches:

jones-friend:

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smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021:

android-spider:

:)

stupid fucking slut hour 

@yeens-human

This is incredible I’ve watched it six times

Go hard or go home

littlepinkbeast:

you know how most of the things humans use as spices are poisonous or repellent to most other mammals? and you know how anything vaguely d&d inspired has dwarves being way more poison resistant than even humans?

dwarf cuisine shouldn’t be bland, it should be unimaginably spicy and potentially harmful or fatal to humans. like green potato and rhubarb leaf salad with a festive garnish of yew berries and deadly nightshade berries, that kind of thing.

parrlyn-for-the-win:

daree-to-dream:

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

Everyone reblog this post.

allaboardtheloonyexpress:

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kedreeva:

kropotkindersurprise:

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

monroeler3b:

dankmemeuniversity:

😂😂😂

brunhiddensmusings:

zero-initiative:

punsmythee:

Aesthetic: green parking lots

They improve infiltration of water to the soil, thus reducing floods by excessive drainage from soil-sealed land, and contribute to environmental and human health! Also they look pretty.

This would be a lot better than the black, heat sink, parking lots

also easier to build/repair, and generate way less heat

mousouchuu:

captocie:

witness them

nowscience:

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

pocketghoul-deactivated20210522:

poiregourmande:

“bye ghosts I love you” is the new “hey there demons it’s me ya boy” and we need to elevate it to meme status

T shirt with “hey there demons it’s me ya boy” on the front and “bye ghosts I love you” on the back

scp-230:

chihiroreo:

succ-my-pandas-dick:

morningwood10:

n nn nnn n,,

He’s insulting himself

ive never seen a dog look so angry

speakswords:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

nunyabizni:

This is art

Can you imagine the casting ad for this

nothing in heaven or hell could have prepared me for the product reveal